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Money
01:48
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Is the root of all evil
So they say
I think I agree with them
Because I always have to pay
Money!
Well of course it’s just paper
With some dead guy’s face
But how’s a man supposed to feel that way
When he only makes minimum wage?
Money!
(I’ll never be rich
As long as I live
And I couldn’t care a bit)
But the debt is piling high
And it makes it hard to live
All the money in my wallet’s gone
And I don’t know where it went
Money!
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Banana
03:24
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My mouth’s salivating
My cereal’s waiting
For myself to come home
With a phone-shaped fruit
Got some nuts and some oats
But what I like most
Is that sweet addition
That I like in my kitchen
I’m going down the street
To get a banana
I return to the house
And I’m anxious as a mouse
That is looking for a cookie
With no chocolate-chips
Banana’s ready to peel
My stomach’s ready to fill
So I take out a bowl
And I'm eating it, I'm eating it
I’m going down the street
To get a banana
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Cupid's Arrow
01:51
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Ouch!
I’ve been hit by cupid’s arrow!
I can’t eat a bowl of cereal
Without the thought coming to my head
I’ve been awake for fifteen minutes
And I’m wondering, “Where is she?”
I used to chase around all women
Talk to anyone I could find
But now I can’t go anywhere
Without the girl coming to my mind
I’ve been hit by cupid’s arrow!
(Ouch! Right in the heart!
These feelings are confusing!)
I’ve been hit by cupid’s arrow!
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Guadalupe
02:03
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Guadalupe came into my life for a summer
Never had a girl like her before
Must have been a guardian angel that sent her
All the way from down in Mexico
I can remember all the food that she’d been making
I can remember all the food that she’d been making
Guadalupe!
Lupita, senorita, anyone that meets her
Falls in love at the very first site
I can see the dress in the summer she’d been wearing
I can see the dress in the summer she’d been wearing
Guadalupe!
Guadalupe, Guadalupe, how did I lose her?
Told her I could never share my home
Must have been the devil that made me act this way
Thought that I’d be better off alone
Now I’m thinking of Spanish phrases she’d be saying
Now I’m thinking of Spanish phrases she’d be saying
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Mallrat
02:21
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Here I am with a plastic smile
Selling my soul for a little while
I work at a mall it gets me by
Pays my bills and keeps me high
Mallrat is as a mallrat does
Day after day not giving a fuck
Mindless robots, shopping totes
Walk around like sheep and goats
Two twin pandas guard the mall
Leather gloves on in the hall
Mallrat be what a mallrat be
This job will be the death of me
What disease makes you all shop?
They spend their money til they drop
Dead is what they look to me
Or chained up slaves that can’t be free
Mallrat is as a mallrat does
All this noise because I’m just a mallrat
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Evil
01:51
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Something wakes you up
In the middle of the night
Eerie feeling in the room
You know it’s not
But you wish it were a dream
Heading straight for yr doom
Evil!
Black cloud hanging over yr house
Black shadow follows every move
Yr little puppy dog is a pile of bones
One word written on yr tomb:
Evil!
Death is coming to you!
Something wakes you up
In the middle of the night
Sound like you never heard before
You know it’s not
But you wish it were a friend
Reaper’s knocking at yr door
Evil!
Death is coming to you!
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Please Please Please
04:34
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I want you to be mine girl
Cuz you are so fine girl
Yr the center of my world
If you want to be
You can call me on the weekend
Call me on the weekday
Call me anytime you want
I’ll be waiting for yr call
I want to be yr tall tree
But you treat me like a small weed
And if you want me to say, “Please”
Then baby Please, Please, Please
Baby Please, Please, Please
Baby Please, Please, Please
I want to be yr tall tree
Baby Please, Please, Please
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The Snails San Francisco, California
